Dont let shit happen.

Goodness gracious sakes alive! I learnt this in school long back. But this is for those holy tormented losers who have had a bloody oppressed childhood and shamelessly dare to flaunt to the world their sensibilities for love, friendship and bullshit. If you are one such jerk, who sends those shitty 'send this msg to X number of ya frenz n get ur wish fulfild.. if ya dont then ul c ill luck.. dont afford to ignore. its tried n tested! get going!', things around to your address book contacts, dont ever doubt a person who tells you- You suck. He is wise. Listen to him with your head down and cry if you feel shame. You send these messages to 300 of those whom you somehow manage to exploit on the internet and some selected 3 of the opposite sex on their phones. Your life is a farce. Get done with it.

And if you have the wisdom of refraining from this but still read it lamely, I'll give you my Wilson. Go get some guts stuffed in. Dont waste the frame. Stuff it in the guy who sends you those messages. These passive leeches, not having a life of their own and propounding 'loaw and fra-and-ship' theologies need to take a break and hibernate with a frog in a swamp. They are nothing more than narcissistic ungrateful children of their parents and a pin-pain in the arse for the few who try to live. So next time you get a mail of this sort from a joker, dont hesitate, dont tolerate, just let the son-of-a-gun in you loose, load and shoot that egotistic parasitic germ. Dont let shit happen. Please.