Thursday, June 25, 2009

Mooji the Chooji

If any foolish thing could happen on a certain 1st of |April, it couldnt have been better than the birth of a sensation. After piercing through many-a galaxies and sucking-on many more milky ways, the star chose to flicker here on earth, LIC quarters, Dhantoli to be precise. Actually outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as Moojas. He starts his day with five fingies to choose from to select which cargo he would wear that day. The overhauling of nitrogen-boosters of his Splendor follows next and Moojas is all set to set the road ablaze. A speed breathing demon that he chooses to be is reinforced by the racer-biker position on his dream bike with a Nokia handsfree and a middle finger to raise! With a Rey Baan shade to flaunt on a green sunny Moojas has grown up cooler than all.

A wannabe metalurgist by profession his passion for studying regularly and arrogantly has been overshadowed by his desire to share public limelight everytime. If theres no issue, he chooses to make one. He has stamina. Ohh yes he has! He can give BangBros a run for their money if he chooses to. He runs for stamina. Moojas runs so fast, he can run around the world and punch the back of his head on the way. The only thing that can run faster and longer than him is his sarcastic bickering. He has dimples. He was the one who gave Monalisa that smile! During winters he boils water with his rage. In WWE once he was introduced as : From the Balkan state of Czechoslovakia, weighing just over 58 kilos, here is the stamina stud- Chima!

A physique to be envied and a body so light and buoyant to almost float close to the earth's surface, Moojas now chooses to hit the gym. When he does a push-up, he isnt pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down. These days he chooses to admire his cookie more than what it deserves. You can very well count to infinity more than a couple of times when he does that.
He just killed Damaha/e with the purple haze from his nasal openings and green sarcasm oozing out like pungent fumes from an open hydrochloric acid container. He however, sometimes just chooses to hold on!

Where there is Moojas, irrespective any goddam will, there isnt and there wont be any way!

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