Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Moment of Truth!

I: Working on a PC in our plant office that exactly resembles our Theory of Machines lab at VNIT. I have just walked almost over 3 miles to return some flask to some meagerly important person here. I feel the sweat on my legs as they shiver with spasm. They ache all the time and I seriously fear, I have polio or some major limb dysfunction. My learning: When you dont know whats going on, walk fast, have an angry-man expression, glance left-right and to top it, wipe off something from your forehead with a gasp.

Paro: Donning a slick helmet, at the Underbody line flashing ECU vehicle calibration numbers and eagerly waiting for someone to join him there in the hideout for a ‘bakar session’.

Ankur: With his ‘Icchadhari Naag’ –gray-eyes-bulged-out-look, smile suppressed and with a few History cards in his hand,rubbing his ass out at the quality inspection line, to prove that he deserves more appreciation that Vishal.

Shrish: Resting somewhere and studying things that don’t even deserve a glance, or, roaming all around the place with a visible hope to catch hold of a chick or something similar. :p

Abhigyan: Spreading the yoopee charm at the Underbody line, making new friends and honing his oration and netagiri skills. He repairs things once in a while for a change. By the way, Abhigyan believes in 'smart work rather than hard work'. The fact that he spends half of his day trying to tell this to us is an altogether different issue! :p

Dhruval: Busy disciplining operators at his line and shedding some light on vital things like responsibility, work ethics, bread-butter and neck exercise. Vaada Hai: Yess Sirr!

Siya: Welding his tongue for a longer, deeper and more stimulating- ‘Kyaaaa bbe!’

Vishal: Gearing up to warm the General Manager’s chair with a vibe that would put even Shahrukh Khan to shame.

Tanay: Auditing stations. In reality, searching for milk, fruits and a place to stand on his hands.

Piyush: Enjoying the tranquility of welding with heavy remembrances of the homely, read- spooky place called Sai Vihar. Some others with him are being pressed and welded.

Abin and Ajay: Discussing the colors of walls and curtains for their new house. Ajay these days flaunts a – ‘Mai Kaun hoon? Mai yaha kaise aaya?’ look in a futile attempt to evade bewilderness.

The Sridevi and her Pantnagar Army: Akkchielley…llikke… going somewhere…reaching nowhere!

P.S.: The thing for which I get paid is as worthless as this post!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

back to blogging!!!!!!!!!
u have not described urself.......
im sure ull find something interesting in ur job in upcoming days........
be patient.........

FMLUMI said...

haha ...awesome dude .... but i guess u should update all the stuff .. plz write another blog on our fav. time pass of changing DNAs ,through performing "kaizen" (including urs) .. that wd be really xciting ... waiting eagerly.

Anurag Thakurta said...

too gud....i dont know about the job, but the article was quite interesting...